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about you

You get along seemingly well with the underdog and may identify as such. You have a taste for genuine thoughts and womanly figures. You are attracted to strong will and want someone who can just get you inside and out. You are a creative and openminded soul looking to dance with your playful side and try something fun and maybe even a little impulsive. You have great adoration for those who are forward-thinking and unapologetically themselves. Also, you enjoy laughing! You admire intimacy and all that it is and want someone special to experience life with. You aren't interested in the "norm" but crave the alternative. 

about me

I have always been incredibly self-reliant and unpretentious. I'm strong willed and work hard with everything I do! I'm just as relentless in my personal life as I am, intimate with you. I'm fueled by passion and love. I crave to bring substance to my life and other's lives. I have big doe eyes and an equally large heart! I'm that something different you've been looking for.​
T W I T T E R

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TheQuirkyAlternative was first established in 2015 when I had realized I didn't fit anywhere in this industry. I have always been the underdog and lone wolf.  Having stretch marks and a weird way about me, I decided to play around with my brand for years and eventually just OWNED it!

©TheQuirkyAlternative was created with some hesitance, love, and acceptance of who I am as a person. (You should see my TERB reviews, lol). Being so undeniably weird had definitely come from many traumas and bumps in my life. So, if you are going through some heavy stuff, know that I will never push you away or judge you due to it. I find humour and satire really works wonders on my mental health and riding through life with a fun and uplifting attitude has gotten me where I need to be. I am an incredibly humble and unpretentious person with a strong sense of nurture and adoration for the world, with all its twists, turns, and quirks. You'll always be safe and accepted in my company.

I enjoy the company of soft blankets, cats and a warm beverage such as chai tea. I take pleasure in the simple things and absolutely love when people can simply be themselves.

  Being a companion has brought life and colour to my world and I don't want it any other way! Having invisible disabilities ie: anxiety, PTSD, I have grown to learn eclectic ways to live as an adult and with this comes an incredibly open mind. I accommodate those who have a need for more depth. Someone who values humility and activism. Someone who wants something human.  You can be any gender, (dis)ability, shape, sex, race or age (25+) so long as we have the chemistry to create something magical! 

Everyone seems to ask what else I do and honestly, I do me! I write, I go out and explore, I stay in and pester my cat for attention and focus on my spiritual side and internal growth. What I do or don't do in my civilian life is outside of this realm - However, I am currently taking a writing course to better myself in my creative life and preparing for a civilian job to explore a different part of myself.
 

When writing is concerned, I have sold an idea back in 2013 and have been working on a few tragedy/drama scripts. I am now working on my own memoir which will be a series of short stories all within my personal experiences.

, Brody

E T I Q U E T T E 


CANCELLATION FEE
Cancellations made 24 hours of our date must include a 50% deposit promptly or before booking our next date.  E - transfer only.


DEPOSITS
Deposits are currently NOT mandatory. However, are appreciated.

(Deposits will be mandatory in mid-2019.)
Please send 50% deposits (or gifts) to [email protected] or request direct deposit info for bank deposits. 



BOOKINGS
Please book via email with the following information or fill out my booking form.


💋 Full name

💋 Email

💋 Phone number (text only)

💋 Preferred method of contact

💋 If you require a more discrete contact from me
(whether that be a discrete email, such as being a therapist or subject of conversation)
Please detail such in your description

💋 A brief description of yourself and your expectations of us.
(if you are a couple, please individually fill out my form or send both your information through email to ensure safety and accommodations.)

💋Desired date and time

💋Duration of date

💋Any ailments, disabilities (visable or invisible) or allergies

💋Preferred method of screening (please pick one of the following)

1. Proof of person (driver's license, student card, ODSP stub etc.)
2. Your work info or LinkedIn
3. Companion reference (with website and permission from said companion)



Responses can take up to 48 hours. Also, keep in mind booking at night for the following day may not be accommodatable.

women/trans get $100.00 CAD off ANY session


EXPERIENCES (RATES)
Experiences start at $260.00 for one hour and have descending options for those wanting extended time with myself. Please place donation (if cash) on the sink in the washroom when you freshen up. Handing me cash ruins the mood for me. 

Extended Bookings start at $500.00 CAD for 3 hours
Day bookings (brunch till late) are  $1200.00 CAD 


RESPECT MY HOSPITALITY
Please be on time. Going a little over happens but be mindful and respectful of my time. If you would like to spend more time with me and I have time within my day to enjoy your stay longer, you can donate to me an additional $60.00 CAD for an extra thirty minutes or an additional $100.00 CAD for an extra hour.   I do own a cat and she is living it me, at my private incall. So, keep that in mind.  Fresh towels, men's wash and mouthwash are provided.

B O O K I N G    F O R M 
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