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You get along seemingly well with the underdog and may identify as such. You have a taste for genuine thoughts and womanly figures. You are attracted to strong will and want someone who can just get you inside and out. You are a creative and openminded soul looking to dance with your playful side and try something fun and maybe even a little impulsive. You have great adoration for those who are forward-thinking and unapologetically themselves. Also, you enjoy laughing! You admire intimacy and all that it is and want someone special to experience life with. You aren't interested in the "norm" but crave the alternative. 
I have always been incredibly self-reliant and unpretentious. I'm strong willed and work hard with everything I do! I'm just as relentless in my personal life as I am, intimate with you.  I have a significantly old soul and enjoy music to match and have an established rapport with age gap relationships. I enjoy a deep and meaningful conversation that tickle the mind and allow room to grow the spirit. I'm fueled by passion and love. I crave to bring substance to my life and other's lives. I have big doe eyes and an equally large heart! I'm that something different you've been looking for! 
© THE QUIRKY ALTERNATIVE

©TheQuirkyAlternative was first established in 2015 when I had realized I didn't fit anywhere in this industry. I have always been the underdog and lone wolf.  Having stretch marks and a weird way about me, I decided to play around with my brand for years and eventually just OWNED it!

©TheQuirkyAlternative was created with some hesitance, love, and acceptance of who I am as a person. (You should see my TERB reviews, lol). Being so undeniably weird had definitely come from many traumas and bumps in my life. So, if you are going through some heavy stuff, know that I will never push you away or judge you due to it. I find humour and satire really works wonders on my mental health and riding through life with a fun and uplifting attitude has gotten me where I need to be. I am an incredibly humble and unpretentious person with a strong sense of nurture and adoration for the world, with all its twists, turns, and quirks. You'll always be safe and accepted in my company.

I enjoy the company of soft blankets, cats and a warm beverage such as chai tea. I take pleasure in the simple things and absolutely love when people can simply be themselves. 
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Being a companion has brought life and colour to my world and I don't want it any other way! Having invisible disabilities ie: anxiety, PTSD, I have grown to learn eclectic ways to live as an adult and with this comes an incredibly open mind. I accommodate those who have a need for more depth. Someone who values humility and activism. Someone who wants something human.  You can be any gender, (dis)ability, shape, sex, race or age (25+) so long as we have the chemistry to create something magical! 

Everyone seems to ask what else I do and honestly, I do me! I write, I go out and explore, I stay in and pester my cat for attention and focus on my spiritual side and internal growth. I am currently in school part-time and working on apprenticeship alongside my newly growing career.

When writing is concerned, I have sold an idea back in 2013 and have been working on a few tragedy/drama scripts. I am now working on my own memoir which will be a series of short stories all within my personal experiences.

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  1. I had the pleasure of meeting Brody recently and it was nothing but good. Booking was easy, when I arrived at the location and the door opened my jaw dropped. Her pictures are not accurate at all, cause in person she is much more pretty, with that said pic are real but nothing like her in person. She really is the GF type, makes you feel relaxed and appreciated all at the same time. Our time together was very sweet, I won't got into details other than saying I will be repeating lots. :)
    I had the pleasure of meeting Brody recently and it was nothing but good. Booking was easy, when I arrived at the location and the door opened my jaw dropped. Her pictures are not accurate at all, cause in person she is much more pretty, with that said pic are real but nothing like her in person. She really is the GF type, makes you feel relaxed and appreciated all at the same time. Our time together was very sweet, I won't got into details other than saying I will be repeating lots. :)
  2. I met Brody a few weeks ago. This review is long overdue. As another reviewer has said "The best way to describe her is, real. She's down to earth and not afraid to be herself". I am a senior and so there is a great difference in our ages. This didn't bother Brody at all which made me feel good to be sure. She is very sweet and a great conversationalist. Our intimate time was very special to me. She is eager to please and also a great cuddler. Needless to say, I am planning to see her again.
    I met Brody a few weeks ago. This review is long overdue. As another reviewer has said "The best way to describe her is, real. She's down to earth and not afraid to be herself". I am a senior and so there is a great difference in our ages. This didn't bother Brody at all which made me feel good to be sure. She is very sweet and a great conversationalist. Our intimate time was very special to me. She is eager to please and also a great cuddler. Needless to say, I am planning to see her again.
  3. When I first met Brody she was pretty reserved and shy. Very much an alt+girl next door combo. When I first saw her pictures I was very much interested in her alternative style, as I often am when it's done right, but being a guy I was also attracted to the sexy body she seemed to be hiding underneath it. I was most happy when she let me into who she was inside.   As the encounter carried on she became more comfortable and opened right up. She is down to earth and easy to talk with. She also has a very quirky sense of humour to go with her gentle and caring heart. It's quite easy to see, as I write this out, what really won me over was the lady behind Brody. She is genuinely caring about your time with her.
    When I first met Brody she was pretty reserved and shy. Very much an alt+girl next door combo. When I first saw her pictures I was very much interested in her alternative style, as I often am when it's done right, but being a guy I was also attracted to the sexy body she seemed to be hiding underneath it. I was most happy when she let me into who she was inside.   As the encounter carried on she became more comfortable and opened right up. She is down to earth and easy to talk with. She also has a very quirky sense of humour to go with her gentle and caring heart. It's quite easy to see, as I write this out, what really won me over was the lady behind Brody. She is genuinely caring about your time with her.
  4. An experience that includes good conversation, hot passion, and lots of fun times. Well, i can tell you that my date with Brody hit all of these items and exceed my expectations.   Brody, is a lovely woman who is intelligent, witty, and possess a great sense of humour. She is also pretty, sexy and has a hot body. When combined with a lazy, rainy afternoon, the result was a date full of great conversation, much making out like teenagers, and some really hot, fun times. This routine was repeated multiple times over the course of the afternoon.
  5. I’ve seen her a couple of times and we got along quite well. She describes herself as quirky and that’s a pretty good description. I found her to be accommodating and a lot of fun.
    I’ve seen her a couple of times and we got along quite well. She describes herself as quirky and that’s a pretty good description. I found her to be accommodating and a lot of fun.
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